Timmy is a big boy. Little Timmy had been riding the short bus to special ed for years, but had accomplished so much that his mother pleaded with the school board so that he could ride the regular bus and feel more like a ""normal"" kid. The first day of school for the year Timmy's mom sent him out to the bus stop on his own like a big boy. Timmy stood next to the road as the bus approached and waved his gimp arms and yelled ""hiya m m mister buuuhsderiver"" and the bus sped up and drove by with…

"Hey mom can Kyle come over?" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!

If I could really LMAO, I could get into these jeans my mom has saved for me since high school.

The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father.