So there is this guy named Juan... So there is this guy named Juan and Juan is a great guy. He doesn't drink he doesn't smoke, he doesn't beat his wife and kids. He doesn't kick his armadillo a cross the back yard. One day, person number one comes up to him and says ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for Dog Catcher And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes ""hmm, I never thought of it that way before."" So he runs for Dog Catcher and he winds in a **Landslide** A what? A **Landslide** So Juan is doing a good job as the Dog Catcher and person number 2 comes up to Juan and says, ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for school board."" And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes, ""hmm, I never of thought of it that way."" So he runs for school board. And he wins in a **Landslide** A what? A **Landslide** So Juan is doing a good job on the School Board and person number 3 comes up to Juan and says, ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for Mayor."" And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes, ""hmm, I never of thought of it that way."" So he runs for Mayor. And he wins in a **Landslide** A what? A **Landslide** So Juan is doing a good job as the Mayor and person number 4 comes up to Juan and says, ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for Senate."" And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes, ""hmm, I never of thought of it that way."" So he runs for the Senate. And he wins in a **Landslide** A what? A **Landslide** So Juan is doing a good job in the Senate and person number 5 comes up to Juan and says, ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for President."" And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes, ""hmm, I never of thought of it that way."" So he runs for President. And he wins in a **Landslide** A what? A **Landslide** So Juan is doing a great job as the president and one day person number 6 comes up to him and says, ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You're making people like me who do those things look bad. If you don't stop I'm going to kill you."" And Juan in Typical Juan fashion goes ""hmm I never thought of it that way."" So Juan starts drinking. He starts smoking. He starts beating his wife and kids. And he even starts kicking his armadillo across the backyard. Persons 1-5 come up to Juan and ask, ""Juan you use to be such a great guy what happened? And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes ""hmm I never thought of it that way."" So he stops drinking, and he stops smoking. He stops beating his wife and kids. And thankfully he stops kicking his armadillo across the backyard. Then one day he walks home from work. And person number 6 comes up to him and shoots him with a Golf Gun.