Sas Jokes

An English man, a Welsh man and an Irish man sign up for the SAS... An English man, a Welsh man and an Irish man sign up for the SAS. The commander decides to put them to the test to see if they have what it takes. He gives the English man a gun and says 'through that door is your wife, kill her.' The English man looks appalled and says 'I can't do that I love her and we have two children' He gives the gun to the Welsh man and says 'through that door is your wife, kill her.' The Welsh man walks …

Two friends join the SAS. Two friends, Pat and Mick, are trying to join the SAS. After doing all the training their commanding officer in charge tells them, "Now you two must realise that you have to do anything your commanding officer says no question asked, so Mick go into that room there", so Mick walks in. The officer then says to Pat, "Do you think you could kill a friend Pat?", to which Pat replies, "oh no I love all my friends" "WHAT DID I JUST SAY PAT!" "Yes sir!" Pat exclaims. The offi…

A man sees a sign outside a house: 'Talking greyhound For Sale’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking greyhound sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the greyhound. "Oh yes," the greyhound replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the greyhound talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The greyhound looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I w…