My contribution to Blasphemy day - A pothead died... and went to heaven. Upon reaching the heavenly gates, Saint Peter asked him: ""What was your occupation on earth my son?"" The pothead replied: ""I used to smoke a lot of marijuana sir."" Saint Peter then got a little confused in his head because he had never heard of anything called 'marijuana'. He then closed the gates with the hippie pothead out of heaven and went to check with the boss. Behind a pretty mahogany desk there was the Father/So…