My dad loves telling this joke to women Robert is walking down the street and sees two hearses followed by hundreds of men walking. At the front of the line, one man is walking his dog. Robert walks up to the man and asks, >""What happened?!"" The man- ""My wife and mother in law died."" Robert - ""Oh my God, I'm so sorry. How did they die?"" The man - ""My dog bit them."" Robert - ""Your dog bit them and they died?!"" The Man - ""Yup"" Robert - ""...Can I borrow your dog?"" The man simply sm…