Robbie Jokes

If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?

ONLY 4 TICKETS LEFT I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evel Knievel) Event at the Ford Center next weekend in Glendale AZ, if anybody wants them. Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.

My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!""

A teacher asked... A teacher asked Johnny, "What does a chicken give us?" Johnny replied, "eggs." "Very good, Johnny. Jessica, what does a sheep give us?" "Wool." "Very good, Jessica. Robbie, what does a cow give us?" "Homework." Apparently Robbie has his own seat in the principal's office.

I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell.