Rivera Jokes

The widow A older woman's husband died and she is sitting at the kitchen table letting his ashes sift through her fingers. Harry, do you remember the jewelry I always wanted but you would never buy? See my diamond necklace and matching bracelet? I have them now. Thank you. Remember the furs you did not want to spend the money for? This is my mink and I have a sable upstairs. I have them now. Thank you. How about the vacations we could never afford? I leave today for The French Rivera with my 22 …

Crazy Koala A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.A cro…

Three old ladies are boasting about their children. One says: ""I am so proud of my son! He worked very hard to become a lawyer, and now he is very successful, earning a lot of money. But he is also very generous. Recently, he just gave one of his fiends a brand new ferrari as a present!"" The other says: ""I am very proud of my son as well. He has started a company, worked very hard, and now he is a president of a large corporation. Be he is very generous too, recenty he gave one of his friends…