The bitch
A man walks into a bar with a St. Bernard and asks for a martini. The dog requests a double martini.
The bartender says to the man "So you're a ventriloquist. Big deal. We don't serve dogs in here."
The man gets up to go to the men's room, and the dog again requests his drink.
The bartender is amazed. "Good God, you can talk. Will you do a favor for me?"
The dog replies, "What's in it for me?"
The bartender goes to the cash register and takes out a $20 bill. "Here's $20. Go acros…