A young man kept pestering a tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Eventually the tailor agreed that if the young man could sell a particularly hideous green suit, he would take him on. "But don't get your hopes up," he warned. "That suit has been in this shop for more than two years. Nobody has been able to sell it – not even me. So I doubt you'll fare any better than the others." Two hours later, the tailor returned from lunch to find the young man bleeding, his face covered in scratche…