Pirate Jokes — Page 35

What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? "It's driving me nuts!"

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Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer

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What is a Pirate's favorite letter? Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!

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What did the chinese pirate say? Awwlllll!

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why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet? the could spend years at sea

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In honor of September 19th, what are your best pirate jokes? September 19th is international talk like a pirate day, and I would love to hear all of your guys best pirate jokes. Here is mine: Why do pirates have trouble learning the alphabet? Because they spend years at Sea!

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Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!

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What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty.