Even pigs have standards A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a Philadelphia Eagles fan are in a car together. the car breaks down near a house with a barn. The owner says, ""Well, I only have room for two of ya, so one's gonna have to sleep in the barn."" The Hindu holy man volunteers. Five minutes later, he explains, ""I cannot sleep in that barn! There is a cow in there! Cows are sacred, and I cannot sleep on holy ground!"" The rabbi agrees to take his friend's place, but comes back. ""There is a p…