Barn The Jokes

A Jewish Rabbi, Hindu Pujari, and Evangelical Christian Pastor all arrive in a small town.... A Jewish Rabbi, Hindu Pujari, and Evangelical Christian Pastor all arrive in a small town holding a regional religious exchange conference. However, upon arriving at the very last motel on the edge of town at the same time, the manager says, ""I'm sorry gentlemen, but I only have one room left, and it only sleeps two. However, I may have a solution for you. The old farmer across the street lets us store…

A bartender walks into a barn... The horse says, ""Hey, why the wrong place?""

A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and began to boast about his past. ""Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."" The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal. ""Oh, you don't want that horse,"" said the farmer. ""Yes I do,"" said the …

A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?""

2 horses talkin in the barn... The first horse looks at the second & says ""what are u & the farmer doin today"", the 2nd horse says ""we're gonna hook up the cart go to town & pick up some supplies, & u?"". The first horse replies "" probaly gonna hook up the plow & work out in the feilds"". Just then a dog walks in & see's the 2 horses talkin & asks ""what r u guys talkin about?"" The first horse looks at the second & gasps ""Holy Shit Dude, A Talkin Dog!!!""

Even pigs have standards A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a Philadelphia Eagles fan are in a car together. the car breaks down near a house with a barn. The owner says, ""Well, I only have room for two of ya, so one's gonna have to sleep in the barn."" The Hindu holy man volunteers. Five minutes later, he explains, ""I cannot sleep in that barn! There is a cow in there! Cows are sacred, and I cannot sleep on holy ground!"" The rabbi agrees to take his friend's place, but comes back. ""There is a p…

A Hindu, a Jew and a televangelist... A Hindu, a Jew, and a televangelist are driving down a desolate road late at night, when suddenly the car breaks down in front of a farm. They decide to see if the folks who live on the farm will let them sleep there for the night so they can call a tow truck in the morning. They knock on the door of the house, and after hearing of their situation, the farmer says, "I'd be glad to give you accommodations for the night. I only have two spare beds, though,…