A man died and...
A man died and went up to the Pearly Gates to stand before Saint Peter. Peter told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us *any*thing you did that can help us make a decision?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Well, yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a man who was being h…