An Irish priest dies and goes to heaven... When he gets up to the pearly gates he's greeted by Saint Peter. ""Hello father O'Mally, you've lead a pious life and have spread the word to many followers but for your final test to enter into heaven you must answer 3 questions"" St. Peter asks Father O'Mally the questions ""How many seconds are there in a year?"" ""Which days in a week start with the letter T?"" and ""What is God's first name?"" Father O'Mally paused for a moment and asked St. Peter …