Omally Jokes

An Irish priest dies and goes to heaven... When he gets up to the pearly gates he's greeted by Saint Peter. ""Hello father O'Mally, you've lead a pious life and have spread the word to many followers but for your final test to enter into heaven you must answer 3 questions"" St. Peter asks Father O'Mally the questions ""How many seconds are there in a year?"" ""Which days in a week start with the letter T?"" and ""What is God's first name?"" Father O'Mally paused for a moment and asked St. Peter …

Two Irishmen in a bar A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks, "Where are you from?" I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds, "You don't say. I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man, and they both pour back their drinks. Curious, the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes t…

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern. The Irishman says, "...You know, where I'm from, there's a bar called "O'Mally's", where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O'Mally himself buys you a drink." The Italian then says, "Well....where I'm from, there's a place called "Vinnie's", where you buy a drink, then Vinnie buy you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Vinnie buys you another drink.." The Pollack then says "Well.…