Ohio State Jokes

Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back.

It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the urinal trough... The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, ""You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."" The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, ""Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands.""

Muck Fichigan There are an Ohio State fan, Michigan fan, and Penn State fan that all find themselves lost in a desert in the middle east. Finally after many hours of wandering around, they happen upon giant palace. Before they can make it up to the entrance, the guards capture them and take them down to the dungeon. After a little while the Prince comes down and begins to explain to them why they are here. He says that in his culture, trespassing is an offense punishable by 100 lashings directly…

Congrats to Ohio State you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...