Mariah Careys Jokes

Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ... ""*The Monitors Are Down ...*"", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41

When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career

New Year's Eve Party *Two guys watching Mariah Carey's Times Square performance* Guy 1: ""Man, 2016 has been such a mess."" Guy 2: ""I know right. This year ended on such a low note I can't even hear it.""

Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back.

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ... ""*The Monitors Are Down ...*"

The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career