New Year's Eve Party *Two guys watching Mariah Carey's Times Square performance* Guy 1: ""Man, 2016 has been such a mess."" Guy 2: ""I know right. This year ended on such a low note I can't even hear it.""

Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ... ""*The Monitors Are Down ...*"", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career