Nypd Jokes

FBI, CIA and NYPD Are all discussing which is the best organization at catching criminals. To settle the discussion they all agree to go into a near by Forrest to find a released rabbit. The FBI goes in first. After a couple of weeks they are unable to find the rabbit so they burn the forrest down, killing everyone inside. The CIA then goes in next. They question everyone as witnesses, stage a coup and still, after months of tracking are unable to apprehend the rabbit The NYPD goes in and a coup…

These fall allergies are on me like the NYPD 'Cause I can't breathe.

The NYPD only does no-knock jokes.

Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the NYPD over the phrase, ""Put wings on

A guy applies for a job with the N.Y.P.D. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit." Guy replies "Why the rabbit?" Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"

Action The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the for…

A guy applies for a job with the N.Y.P.D. Inspector says ""These are the best qualifications I've ever seen