Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, ""Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!"" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the ""Street Fighter II"" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this ""glitch,"" Norris replied, ""That's no glitch.""

""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

What is Chuck Norris' ""best karate move""? Pork Chop!

Chuck Norris jokes When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room. Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded. When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Let's start with one of my favs: "Chuck Norris’ password is the last 9 digits of pi."

Chuck Norris jokes When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?,"None no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer