Street Fighter Jokes

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered

I feel bad for Blanka from Street Fighter... He was given the incredible power of being able to turn himself into a ball of electricity... but he has to make three retarded hand gestures in order to make it happen.

Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the ""Street Fighter II"" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this ""glitch,"" Norris replied, ""That's no glitch.""

What's the difference between Barbie and Street Fighter? In Barbie, Ken doesn't beat the hell out of women.