Noah He Jokes

In the year 2013, the Lord appeared unto Noah, who was now living in America, and said: ""Once again, the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good humans."" He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, ""You have 6 months to build the Ark before I bring about unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."" 6 months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. "…

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, ""Once again the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans, thy sons and their wives."" He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, ""You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."" Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah we…