Nikes Jokes

I just bought a pair of Nike's from a drug dealer. (other brands are available) I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all night.

Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it

Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It"".

The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do it.