Nicki Minaj Jokes

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies.

No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us.

Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj? [Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass.

I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage

So I heard Nicki Minaj once wanted to kill herself. And her song comes on and I think why didn't she?

Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat.

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea.... Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?

If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj

"Why is that cotton candy talking?" "Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"

If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.

What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in sand? A bad beach

If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards you'll hear the illuminati's plans

Nicki Minaj Donald Trump

Why was the cotton candy singing?,"Grandma, hush that's Nicki Minaj

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?,"Hoe, hoe hoe.

Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common? Hoe, hoe, hoe.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm

What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch.