"Why is that cotton candy talking?" "Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"

Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email.

[family game night] Me: do u understand now, grandma? U understand the rules now? Mum [tappin my shoulder]: she gets it. Loosen the headlock