Nick Jokes

I love Harry Potter but after re-reading the chapter the death-day party I realized something about nearly headless nick He was a very poorly executed character

Broken Leg Bill had a broken leg. His friend Nick visits him.

2nd grade teacher asks Nick ""Give an example of a compound sentence"" Teacher asks Nick: ""Give an example of a long compound sentence."

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"