Nick Knack Jokes

Patty Wak, the Bank Teller A frog walks into his local bank. After a quick glace around the place, he walks up to the nearest teller. He reads her name plate. ""Well, g'day there, Ms. Wak. I'm here today to apply for a loan, for $10,000."" Patty Wak, a little taken aback, stares blankly at the frog for just a moment. Then she recovers. ""Alright sir, let's get started. May I have your name?"" ""Jagger,"" replies the frog, ""Rick Jagger."" ""Ok, Mr. Jagger,"" Patty Wak says as she types into her …

A frog walks into a bank A frog is looking to open up a new business, so he stops by his local bank to see about financing. His loan officer, Mrs. Paddywhack, is going through his financials. ""Do you have any collateral?"" she asks. ""We can't give you any money without something to secure the loan."" The frog pulls out a small figurine from his briefcase. ""This was my great-great-great grandfathers. It i s vary valuable and is in perfect condition; it has never left its place on my mantle unt…