A frog walks into a bank A frog is looking to open up a new business, so he stops by his local bank to see about financing. His loan officer, Mrs. Paddywhack, is going through his financials. ""Do you have any collateral?"" she asks. ""We can't give you any money without something to secure the loan."" The frog pulls out a small figurine from his briefcase. ""This was my great-great-great grandfathers. It i s vary valuable and is in perfect condition; it has never left its place on my mantle unt…