Nestle Jokes

I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestle.

Nestle has taken to putting "Do not consume raw cookie dough" on all of it's cookie packages Oh, Nestle You don't know me at all, do you?

4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products

Sad news from the Nestle chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: ""The Milky Bars are on me!"" his workmates just cheered.

The tale of two gnats So a gnat is on a vacation and he sees another gnat but he looked beat up with bruises all over his body. He walks over and asks him why he looks the way he does. ""Well,"" says the beat up gnat, ""My living conditions are terrible. I live in this biker's mustache, and if holding on while he's riding faster than everyone else, it's the bar brawls that'll nearly do you in. This is the first time I've gotten a chance to think about it and I need to move."" The other gnat pats…

Two Fleas on Vacation (nsfw) Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking. The other flea asked him, "Why are shaking so badly?" The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley." The other flea says, "That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her …