I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestle.

4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products

Sad news from the Nestle chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: ""The Milky Bars are on me!"" his workmates just cheered.

The tale of two gnats So a gnat is on a vacation and he sees another gnat but he looked beat up with bruises all over his body. He walks over and asks him why he looks the way he does. ""Well,"" says the beat up gnat, ""My living conditions are terrible. I live in this biker's mustache, and if holding on while he's riding faster than everyone else, it's the bar brawls that'll nearly do you in. This is the first time I've gotten a chance to think about it and I need to move."" The other gnat pats…