maggie thatcher goes to hell. Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a clipboard. ""Name,"" says St. Peter. ""Margaret Thatcher,"" she replies. St. Peter checks through all the lists on his clipboard but cannot find the name of the former British leader. ""I am sorry,"" he says, ""you cannot come in. Your place is downstairs, in Hell. Mrs. Thatcher turns and walks down the stairs. A short time later the ph…