Margaret Thatcher Jokes

Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!

maggie thatcher goes to hell. Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a clipboard. ""Name,"" says St. Peter. ""Margaret Thatcher,"" she replies. St. Peter checks through all the lists on his clipboard but cannot find the name of the former British leader. ""I am sorry,"" he says, ""you cannot come in. Your place is downstairs, in Hell. Mrs. Thatcher turns and walks down the stairs. A short time later the ph…

My toddler refused to get her PJs on because she was watching The Iron Lady, a biopic about Margaret Thatcher, along with our family. I said, ""Looks like we have a minor strike on our hands."" (A triple ententre for the win.)

margaret thatcher rejected from hell Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a clipboard. ""Name,"" says St. Peter. ""Margaret Thatcher,"" she replies. St. Peter checks through all the lists on his clipboard but cannot find the name of the former British leader. ""I am sorry,"" he says, ""you cannot come in. Your place is downstairs, in Hell. Mrs. Thatcher turns and walks down the stairs. A short time later…

Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight. Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.' The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?' To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'

Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows.

What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day... ...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.

Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight. Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.' The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?' To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'

Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ? They both shafted minors in the 1980's.