Mrs Fitzgerald Jokes

The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland . One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. 'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly. 'This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?' 'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald sto…

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking down Main St., he noticed a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. ""Mrs. Fitzgerald,"" the reverend said sternly. ""This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me…

The Reverend John Flapps The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland . One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. 'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly. 'This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?' 'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drun…

God summoned Jesus for a paternal chat. "Have you found any work yet, my son?" he asked. "Yes," replied Jesus. "I've been offered two jobs – one as a carpenter on Mars at $25,000 a year and one on Earth at $30,000 a year." "So, which one will you choose?" said God. "I think I'm going to take the job on Mars," replied Jesus. God was mystified. "But you've been offered 30K on Earth and only 25K on Mars. I don't understand your reasoning." "Yes," said Jesus, "but last time I was on Earth I was hamm…