God summoned Jesus for a paternal chat. "Have you found any work yet, my son?" he asked. "Yes," replied Jesus. "I've been offered two jobs – one as a carpenter on Mars at $25,000 a year and one on Earth at $30,000 a year." "So, which one will you choose?" said God. "I think I'm going to take the job on Mars," replied Jesus. God was mystified. "But you've been offered 30K on Earth and only 25K on Mars. I don't understand your reasoning." "Yes," said Jesus, "but last time I was on Earth I was hammered with tax." I was surprised how British Muslims reacted to the Danish cartoons. How can you get this worked up about a cartoon? But then I remembered how angry I was when they gave Scooby Doo a nephew. Paul Sinah Leaving church one Sunday, a middle-aged woman said to her husband: "Do you think that Flanagan girl is dyeing her hair?" "I didn't even see her," replied the husband. "And that skirt Mrs Fitzgerald was wearing," continued the wife. "Don't tell me you thought that was appropriate attire for a mother of four?" "I'm afraid I didn't notice that either," said the husband. "Huh!" scoffed the wife. "A lot of good it does you going to church!"