God summoned Jesus for a paternal chat. "Have you found any work yet, my son?" he asked. "Yes," replied Jesus. "I've been offered two jobs – one as a carpenter on Mars at $25,000 a year and one on Earth at $30,000 a year." "So, which one will you choose?" said God. "I think I'm going to take the job on Mars," replied Jesus. God was mystified. "But you've been offered 30K on Earth and only 25K on Mars. I don't understand your reasoning." "Yes," said Jesus, "but last time I was on Earth I was hamm…