Mr T Jokes

Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: ""All you have to lose is your chains.""

Damn girl you like ice Tea Like Mr. T but cooler

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit? He pities the fool.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes!

Mr. T went to the toilet I pity the stool

Mr T and I were thinking about scaling a glass wall. We were looking at the standard equipment and the fancy equipment too. I selected the most basic suction device for my ascent, and suggested Mr T do likewise. He looked at me and said, ""I ain't using no plain sucker!""

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir

What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool.""

What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar?,"I don't hate this bar but I pity the stool.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!

What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool.

What did Mr. T start eating when he went on a diet? Tofoo [7]

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!

What will they call Mr. T after he dies? Mr. T-Bone