Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool.""

What does Mr. T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!

What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool.