What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool.""

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!