[phone rings] "Mr Hughes?" "Yeah." "We need u to come pick yr son up from school." "Ugh. Whats he done now?" "Nothing. Its nearly midnight."#Mr Hughes#School#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[cops knock on my door] "Sir?" "Nobody's home." "Who said that then?" "My dog." "Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"#Sir Nobodys#Jesus Christ#Mr Hughes#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] "Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock." "Not a chance. He's your problem now."#Mr Hughes#Oclock#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp