Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!

Telling our kids we were born before the Internet is going to be the new 'I walked to school in the snow without shoes'

Can anyone recommend a good website where people I knew in high school post pics of their meals?

Mugger: "Hand over your stuff! No funny business!" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*