Minsk Jokes

The only cow in a small Russian village stopped giving milk.. ..so the villagers went to Minsk and bought a new one. The cow produced lots of milk, and the people were so happy, they decided to buy a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. But the cow wanted nothing to do with the bull, constantly moving away every time Ferdinand approached. So the people asked their wise rabbi what to do. After some reflection, the rabbi asked, ""Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"" ""You are tru…

Russian foodie joke A guy sitting in a restaurant in Moscow orders quail. When it arrives, using two spoons he carefully opens and peers into the rear of bird and announces, ""This is not a quail. It is a simple chicken: born in Saint Petersburg, age: 3 years. Please, waiter, bring me a quail!"" Each subsequent delivery of fowl by the waiter is settled by the mysterious diner in the same manner: two spoons, a quick inspection, followed by an indubitable declaration: Kiev, 2 years; Minsk, 4 years…

The madam opened the brothel door to find an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy. ""Can I help you?"" the madam asked. ""I want Natalie,"" the old man replied. ""Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."" ""No, I must see Natalie."" Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges 1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten 100 notes. The two went up to a room f…

The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, they got the cow from Minsk. It was a great cow had a wonderful disposition, and gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. The people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into th…

There once was a cow from Minsk The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry abou…

new milk cow The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. ​ The people did some research and found that they could travel and buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. ​ It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have…

There once was a cow from Minsk The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk, and the people were so happy that they decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and so produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they boug…