A frog walks into a bank
... and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti stares at the talking frog in disbelief but recovers herself quickly and asks him how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks for his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
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