Mick Jagger was awarded for his lifetime achievement in music industry for over 55 years. He didn't have a date to the ceremony so Kate Moss, who was a huge fan of Mick, volunteered to be with him for the night. It was decided that he'll pick her up from her hotel. On the evening of the ceremony Mick didn't pick her up and went straight to the ceremony alone. Apparently a rolling stone gathers no moss.

I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants. But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original. What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather? He said: "I'm lichen it so far!" Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.