😄 I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants. But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

← Back to feed

I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants. But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

#Mick Jagger #Moss #One-Liner

Joke ID: 01KKTN8PVR4V4RVN2VAT5ABZQ4

Related Jokes

Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby. Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too.

#Mick Jagger #Keith #Kids #One-Liner

Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow

#Moss #Animals #One-Liner

Mick Jagger was awarded for his lifetime achievement in music industry for over 55 years. He didn't have a date to the ceremony so Kate Moss, who was a huge fan of Mick, volunteered to be with him for the night. It was decided that he'll pick her up from her hotel. On the evening of the ceremony Mick didn't pick her up and went straight to the ceremony alone. Apparently a rolling stone gathers no moss.

#Mick Jagger #Kate Moss #Mick #Moss

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? ""I'm lichen what I see""

#Moss #One-Liner