What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells "Hey! You! Get off my cloud!" The shepherd yells "Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The Scottish farmer says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says