Michael Phelps Jokes

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What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race...

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What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim.

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What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m? I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics? He only Phelps himself.

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How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend? He is a good breast-stroker.

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You have to congratulate swimmer Michael Phelps for winning a record eight medals at the Beijing Olympics, but isn't it strange seeing a white man wearing that much gold? We were playing the Olympics on the PlayStation and out of respect for the Paralympics, we broke two of the buttons. Jason Manford

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