If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.

[First Date] Him: What are your hobbies? Her: I enjoy everything by Tennessee Williams. Him: Nice. I like watching Venus and Serena play too.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Phelps can end a race.

What’s the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race.