Me N Me Jokes

Four braggarts in a bar Julius Caesar, Hannibal, Moses, and Bob are sitting in a bar bragging. Caesar starts, ""I and my army forded the Rubicon to face destiny."" The bartender replies, ""That sounds like a portentous crossing."" Hannibal says, ""I and my army traversed the Alps with elephants to gain a strategic advantage against Rome."" The bartender replies, ""That sounds like a prodigious crossing."" Moses says, ""I and my people parted the Red Sea to walk to freedom."" The bartender replie…

An Irishman goes to an American bar.. He sits down and orders three beers. The bartender thought that was odd but serves him the beers which he promptly slams down and leaves. He returns the next week and orders three beers again. Some of the barflies started to notice this behavior. This continued on for a few weeks until the bartender finally asked, ""Hey, what's the deal with the three beers at once."" The Irishman replies, ""Well y'see lads, back in Dublin, me n me two bruthers used to go ou…