American Bar Jokes

Two Englishmen walk into a nearly empty American bar and one orders a pint of Strongbow The bartender replies, ""Oh, you boys must be British."" ""You can tell from the order and accent, can you?"" responds one of the Englishmen. The bartender replies, ""No, I can tell because you two lined up even though you're the only two at the bar!""

An Irishman goes to an American bar.. He sits down and orders three beers. The bartender thought that was odd but serves him the beers which he promptly slams down and leaves. He returns the next week and orders three beers again. Some of the barflies started to notice this behavior. This continued on for a few weeks until the bartender finally asked, ""Hey, what's the deal with the three beers at once."" The Irishman replies, ""Well y'see lads, back in Dublin, me n me two bruthers used to go ou…