Limericks Pretend that America's pastime is limericks instead of baseball. So two men, Earl P. Erickson, a Harvard graduate and valedictorian, and Billy Steaz, who dropped out of highschool as a senior. These bright men were in a competition for limericks. They had been in a even field for two days, neither being beaten, nor gaining the upper hand. Today would be their last day. So the MC had a box full of papers with words for the men to make limericks out of. The MC reaches into the box and di…

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A Hoosier a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: ""Old MacDonald had a ..."" The Indianan said ""Old MacDonald had a carburetor."" ""Sorry"" said the MC. ""That's incorrect."" ""Old MacDonald had a flat tire"" said the Kentuckian. ""Wrong"" said the host. ""Old MacDonald had a farm"" said the West Virginian. ""That's correct!"" shouted the MC. ""Now for $200000 spell farm."" The West Virginian thought hard and then spell…

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There's this guy who could sing through his butt... He goes to audition with this producer who has a variety show. The producer asks to hear him, so he drops his drawers and does a medley from "Barber of Seville", in perfect Italian. Well the producer is really impressed. He books him for the Saturday night show. When the time comes for his act, the MC announces the "Man with the singing butt" and the crowd goes wild. He walks out, bows to the applause. He turns his back to the crowd, drops hi…

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